A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.
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Consume 2 chilly pops and then regurgitate the chili pops as lubrication for oral sex to be performed on one’s sister.
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Get the just brett mug.Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
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Player 1: there is only one zombie left on this round, dont kill him.
Player 2: oh yeah its john britt.
Player 1: babysit johnbritt and left him follow you around while i go get another gun from the magic box.
Player 2: okay after you get a gun, you have to babysit, then waste his ass.
Player 2: oh yeah its john britt.
Player 1: babysit johnbritt and left him follow you around while i go get another gun from the magic box.
Player 2: okay after you get a gun, you have to babysit, then waste his ass.
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