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breaststroke

An extremely difficult stroke to swim, involving a frog-kick and a complicated arm motion. Breaststrokers are lean and tall, with strong thighs and core. Swimmers who are not breaststrokers tend to admire breaststrokers for being able to do such a difficult stroke. Breaststrokers get props for doing 200 breaststroke, which is regarded as one of the most difficult events in swimming.

Breaststrokers are said to be good in bed because of their strong legs and tight body. Science has not proven it (yet), but breaststrokers are rumored to have the biggest boobs (female) or package (male).
Breaststroke was the first stroke ever swum in competition, in England in the early 1500s. It is the third stroke in the individual medley.
"Are you a breaststroker?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"You're hot as fuck!"
by alwaysclassy January 1, 2012
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breastosterone

Female version of testosterone. Equivalent of chestosterone.
"I'm gonna killa that skanky ho" raged Brittany, as she pulled herself free from her friends, the breastosterone giving her unexpected strength.
by JeanDePierre February 3, 2008
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breaststroker

People who get erotic and sexual arousal from swimming and all things to do with swimming pools, including swimming pool showers and changing rooms and other swimmers. These people may also have the same arousal from swimming at the beach.

A breaststroker may even uses such environments to cruise people for sexual encounters, when these people are doing this whilst swimming they are 'dog paddling'.

The term comes from the sexual connotations that arise from the swimming term 'breast stroke', stroke also being an obvious euphemism for masturbation.
swimming turns me on, i'm a breastroker, and damn proud of it.

look at that guy in the pool, checking out those other swimmers goods, he ain't doing laps he's dog paddling for some action, he's a breaststroker.
by turnedonby swimming July 25, 2011
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breastist

A person usually male who judges another person usually female by her breasts. The stereotype breastist is known for his "the biger the better" attitude that has become almost a cliche, in their world this is given more thought than even what kind of car to drive.
My uncle George Teton used to always say "hey man, look at them _ _ _ _. He prided himself in never saying the same sexist term for the mammillary protuberances and I would just say "yo dude, whatever you breastist".
by eggmann November 3, 2009
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Breastesticles

Having a set of testicles, one on each nipple.
Johnson lifted up his shirt and unveiled his hairy breastesticles to the world.

Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.
by The Horny Batman May 10, 2009
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breastestes

a girl whos breast are oddily shaped and small(one breast bigger then the other)
dam girl ur breastestes are like my grandmas and she aint even got titts.
by marrisol August 11, 2006
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breastest

How bout' it there breastest?
by Bresto September 3, 2016
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