breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

Breastesses

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.

Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!

by Gil December 9, 2003

breastamorphosis

The process that occurs when a flat-chested girl you once knew later blossoms into a large natural breasted woman.

Chris: Hey, you remember Amanda from middle school?
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.

by GTab July 25, 2008

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

breasteses

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006

Breastimate

Verb: To look at a girl's tits and guess what cup size she is

Noun: A guess of a girl's cup size

Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!

Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate

by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012

beastist

a person who believes that a particular species is superior to another.

"I hate bears" is a example of being a beastist

by Mob Kawn October 19, 2015