“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”
by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021
Get the baby meat bone bread sandwich mug.Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp mug.1. A crudely split sandwich into two pieces and one piece gets more filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.
Loser guy say’s "Hey, my half of the sandwich we split has no steak!" "Looks like you just got a bread-bun sandwich.” Said the other guy and laughs.
by astrodick October 18, 2008
Get the bread-bun sandwich mug.When two white people have sex, ejaculate, and then lay on top of each other with cum in the middle.
by whitebreadmayosandwich March 25, 2017
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Get the Poop Sandwich No Bread mug.by Zak Abati January 1, 2009
Get the eating a sandwich for the bread mug.1. To take a break from whatever it is you are doing and go masturbate.
2. Codename for jerking off when someone you don't want to hear you is around.
2. Codename for jerking off when someone you don't want to hear you is around.
1. I'll be right back, I'm gonna go take a sandwich break.
2. My mom was in the room, so I just said I was gonna take a sandwich break.
2. My mom was in the room, so I just said I was gonna take a sandwich break.
by An Excellent Chef November 26, 2010
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