Break-up Cake

Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.

K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!

by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011

cake break

smoke chronic

yo lets take a cake break

by hunter July 25, 2003

cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

by nahurgood December 27, 2007

breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you

Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum

by realtalk81 February 3, 2015

breadcake

Yorkshire equivalent to bread rolls.
Often people outside Yorkshire will be confused if a Yorkshireman asks for a breadcake, because they don't know anything about Yorkshire bakeries.

"I'll have half (pronounced aife) a dozen breadcakes, love."

by Newtmeister November 22, 2006

breadcake

Yorkshire equivalent to bread rolls.
Often people outside Yorkshire will be confused if a Yorkshireman asks for a breadcake, because they don't know anything about Yorkshire bakeries.

"I'll have half (pronounced aife) a dozen breadcakes, love."

by Newtmeister November 10, 2008

Breadcake

Yorkshire alternative to barm cake, bap and bun.

Dave bought a dozen breadcakes from the bus station cafe on Thursday.

by Scatologist April 29, 2006