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Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
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who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021
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reaching.

the slang “reaching” can be used in a couple of ways. you’re able to use it when someone’s over exaggerating something to make it seem worse than what it actually was, or taking something too far.
-example 1, over exaggerating-

person 1: *accidentally bumps into somebody*
person 2: hey !
person 1: oh, i’m sorry !
person 3: what happened?
person 2: they hit me on purpose, and they also insulted me for no reason ! *cries*
person 1: you reaching, fool...

-example 2, taking it too far-

*two students roasting each other for fun*
person 1: and that’s why you balding at the age of 16.
person 2: oh yeah? well that’s why your parents left you, and told you straight up, that you’re a waste of oxygen and space. it all makes sense why you’re so disrespectful towards everybody knowing that you got family issues, i mean... it’s not like you have a family.

everybody: *silence*
person 3: yo, you reaching...
person 1: *cries in orphan*
by monetizd February 21, 2021
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Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.
Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.
by ChrisCash July 2, 2011
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Breaking the Fourth Wall

"The fourth wall" is an expression stemming from the world of theater. In most modern theater design, a room will consist of three physical walls, as well as a an imaginary fourth that serves to separate the world of the characters from that of the audience.

In fiction, "breaking the fourth wall" often means having a character become aware of their fictional nature. This can range from your character advising you to "Press X" in a tutorial all the way to Psycho Mantis reading your memory card and mentioning the other games you've been playing. However, the most direct violation of the fourth wall would be a character openly acknowledging they are in a video game or even directly speaking to you, the player, instead of to your character.
(Jak 3:)

Monk: This isn't a game!
-Jak and Daxter look toward the player with confused expressions-

(Dragon Age 2:)

Ghyslain (when a quest from him is available:) Does no one see this exclamation mark above my head?

(Other:)

Man: Have you ever wondered why everything we do is controlled by-

Dog: Stop! Breaking the fourth wall is a bad idea!
by Dante Hawke September 23, 2012
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Gone Beachin'

1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.

2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)
1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!

2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!

Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.
by Otto & Twister June 1, 2013
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Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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