boytarded

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Breetarded

Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.

Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.

by HRH Jaaga May 30, 2019

boytarded

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

by Chancellor October 2, 2007

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

beautarded

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

by RotJ November 5, 2005

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012