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plough the beanfield

The act of a lady pleasuring herself
That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.
by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004
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Beanfield Plowing

The act of, or pertaining to, having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. This can often be forceful and is usually in reference to a male's interest in pleasuring himself with a female, rather than for the mutual benefit of both parties.
"I hear that that hooker on Main Street will take your money for a good beanfield plowing!"
by The Definitor January 16, 2009
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Beanfield

- Noun

1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!

Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate

Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
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barnfield

A group of tubby farmers with pig like bodies. Commonly found in Shropshire sleeping around the family. Barnfield's also enjoy shitting in the park like mankey faggot dogs. Get turned by anything to do with the countryside e.g badgers, tractors and hay bails. These round fuckers should be imprisoned forever or just killled off as they are unpleasant people.
"i heard you met a barnfield at the party last week"
"yes, he was a looney midget freak"
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
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Brassfield Elementary School

The worst school in WCPSS. To see the defenition visit Hell.
BRASSFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by UDfan1234567890 June 26, 2019
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The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.
I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.
by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017
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Beanefield Girls

These girls does horn man their age for older man
Keisha who is one of the Beanefield Girls,leave Joe for a Gunman
by Hacker 759 May 31, 2021
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