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Zapp Brannigan

Wears a short skirt-like piece of clothing as part of his uniform - which he probably designed himself. Believes himself to be a chick magnet.
"This light meal is over"
by B-Drac September 6, 2003
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Zapp Brannigan

The greatest character on the hit TV show Futurama. One of the greatest cartoon characters ever on par with peter griffin,glen quagmire and homer simpson.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
To Kiff about Leela- Soon she'll come crawling back for some sweet sweet candy. (touches rear) Bam!

Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.

TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it

This is turning into one EROTIC half date
by AdzGod August 8, 2005
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Brainshank

Brainshank:
Verb
A form of psychological abuse:
1) an attempt to destroy another's perception of reality or drive insane by manipulating small elements of their environment, and subsequently insisting that they are mistaken or misremembering when they point out these changes.

2) the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory, perception, and sanity. Instances may range simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim.

A practical joke, prank

Manipulate, deceive, control
Shane brainshanked me into thinking I’m crazy.
Emily brainshanked Rayetta with a fake snake
by Cosmiccowgirl617 November 12, 2018
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brannigan

A drunken and debaucherous night out with the boys drinking heavily, the happenings of which are seldom recollected and usually denied to the authorities. Might result in ending up with a cuntasaurus rex.
husband: I shant be home until late milady. Us and the boys are heading out for a prolonged brannigan, expect me home tuesday with a splitting headache and two wenches by my side
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?
by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006
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breighanna

An amazing female, known for being strong headed, and strong willed. Is able to withstand anything that comes her way. Future wife of Ryan. Often seen eating Skittles. Lover of chicken.
Breighanna, your chicken is ready.

Breighanna, Ryan thinks you're cute.

Breighanna, here's your 3 pound bag of Skittles.
by clernie87 October 11, 2013
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Brainhand

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually
Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.
by Hippedi January 12, 2012
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brannigan

That guy's likely to start up a brannigan with the mouth on him.
by sevenhn July 25, 2008
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