Brandan

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and weed who is most likely to become famous for being funny and is smart. But who isn’t smart when picking friends. But is smart when picking love

Brandan smokes a lot of weed

by Himynameiabibbbb June 1, 2020

Brandan

A shitty Person you will ever meet!

Brandan is a shitty person and never date him

by Cmsmdisuejeisisjsksi December 8, 2017

Brandan

One of the nicest boys ever ! So so lovely and usually below average height. Very honest and trustworthy and will listen to anything and everything you have to say, even if it’s bullshit. He doesn’t play with your heart and will never cheat as it’s against all of his morals. He is usually quiet and kept to himself but when you get to know him , he’s a mad man.

Boy : “omg is that brandan?”
Girl: “omg yeh , he’s fucking mint 🥺”

by fucking_mint October 17, 2019

Brandan Harvey

Brendans best friend

Brandan - " hi im brandan harvey and im brendan best friend"
Brendan - " "hey Brandan you're my best friend"

by rhys_badboy December 31, 2011

brandan coyne

A likkle fat yute who gets bossed around by daddy Jason who is cheesed he couldn’t contoto play AAA even tho he is a middle aged man

Where Brandan coyne?
Taking 1000 shots because Jason said so

by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023