branched

when your smashed out of your mind

man i was soo branched last weekend

by vayia May 29, 2005

branched

To be high, or the act of getting high off of marijuanna.

Hey, you wanna be branched today?

by abstrak8 March 14, 2005

Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

branch

slang for male genitilia.

girl #1 "he's as tall as a tree"
girl #2 "yes and all I'm interested in is his branch!"

by readmymind May 14, 2007

Branch

An unacceptably large stem in a bag of marijuana.

person 1 "what the hell is this"

person 2 "What, it wheighed out"

person 1 "of course it weighs out there's
freakin branch in there"

by eminentarson April 9, 2009

branch

(n.) A bud from the marijuana plant

"Grab a branch from your stash and lets light one up" - Kottonmouth Kings: Light It Up

by tajwk December 16, 2005

Branches

A term used to describe the condition of one's eyes after they've smoked cannabis. Due to the sudden formation of blood vessels on the sclera, the rapid outburst of capillaries then begin to look like "branches". In extreme cases, such as when one has a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the branches then start to look like either bushes, or extremely thick vines, in which case the term would be changed to "vines".

Chris: "dude, how are my eyes?".

Roger: "....dude, you have branches LOL".

Chris: "fuck! dude give me the drops!".

by Gnomeweed April 2, 2010