secret boyscout

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.

"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."

by Jared Smith January 10, 2008

Boyscout Fire

The Homosexual act of rubbing male privates together; making friction.

I selected the wrong pay-per-view last night and caught a glimpse of two dudes rubbing their junk together, like they were trying to make a boyscout fire.

by dburns101 February 5, 2014

Porcelain BoyScout

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.

I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

by badassmckickass October 1, 2010

Boyscout water

Badass water that sets shit on fire

Put some Boyscout water on the fire

by Boyscout water February 18, 2017

Boyscouts of America

A very misunderstood organization that instills morales and values into the male youth of America. It is often look down upon as uncool and homosexual due to things such as merit badges and week long all boy scout camps. In the long run, colleges and business think very highly of Eagle Scouts.

Tom: Hey Johnny, what did you do at scout camp, make lanyards and baskets?

Johnny: No, I spent the night in the mountains with my troop.

Tom: HA! You slept in the mountains with a bunch of guys? What a fag!

Johnny: Dude, I'll be the one laughing when I'm the CEO of a company and you're working at McDonalds.

*10 years later Johnny drives his Mercedes through a McDonald's drive through*

Johnny: Oh hi Tom! So you work at a McDonalds?

Tom: Yea....HEY am I still able to join the Boyscouts of America?

Johnny: No sorry! You have to be 18 or younger to earn Eagle!

Tom: Aw dam. I guess I'll join the coastguard then!

by BlueSharpie22 August 17, 2011

dirty boyscout

When a bar tender stirs a drink with their dick.

Kim gave the bar tender a nasty attitude when asking for a drink so he stirred her drink with his dick while saying your dirty boyscout is on the house.

by Sammer July 4, 2015

Russian Boyscouts

a secret communist government organization designed to destroy all democracy. these are the some of the rules and acknowledgments to live by when part of the everyday life in the Russian Boyscouts:

1. "to be continued..."

dude, you just fucked up by those bad ass Russian Boyscouts over there!

by fossman3677 May 26, 2009