Boykin

A nice boy who just likes trotting through the mountains, pasta, his mom, and his pet doge.

"Yodeldouche is such a wee boykin."

by jorts_washington August 18, 2016

Boykin

When one individual answers or takes over a conversation on another persons phone and pretends to be them. This conversation usually entails the impersonator talking to someone of the opposite sex and very convincingly flirting with them.

It is proper etiquette at the end of the conversation for the impersonator to inform the person on the other end that they have been had and continue to not only laugh at them but bring it up several times in front of the person whom they were impersonating!

I think someone just pulled a Boykin on me?
I am so going to Boykin him tonight!

by TheBoykinMaster April 10, 2011

Boykin Wilder

Tall pussy like giraffe that has broken every single bone in their body known to man. Also, has down syndrome with a vitamin d deficiency.

There is a new youtube series staring Boykin Wilder called Dude Imperfect.

by emojiphonie May 5, 2022

jessica boykin

Queen of the trash pandas and ruler of all that is trashy including Palm Bay and parts of west Melbourne where it smells of stripper crotch pheasant on Thursday night. 🤮🤢

The Jessica Boykin will have my head if she finds out I didn’t leave my trash out on trash night

by Nickwatson April 4, 2019

Boykinism

An idiotic religious fanaticism expressed through a glaring ignorance of world history, theology and the history of Christianity.
It is a form of theological terrorism of the most primitive kind.
Boykinism occurs when an adult person thinks like a little boy in religious matters. It is a doctrine of religious immaturity and incompetence

Kasala Dibwanda

by Kasala Djibwanda Musema Kweli October 29, 2003

Earl Boykins

A midget professional basketball player at 5'5" the only reason he's in the NBA is because he's faster than everyone and can make shots, also the team he plays on gets more ticket sells because people love watching a 5'5" guy guard tall point guards.

Earl Boykins is guarding Lebron James? That's a 15 inch difference.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

boykin

no shower, no teeth being brushed, manchild ,never leaves the t.v. so he can watch cnn or discovery channel. Also still lives with his parents at the age of 28 and still is a virgin that has four kids.

"I didn't feel like doing shit today, I kinda felt like a boykin."

by Sue Boykin November 6, 2007