Bobjob

The action of giving a "blowjob". Bobjob includes more motion of the head and thrusting of the neck.

See lemonparty.org for more details.

Harold: BITCH GIT DOWN THERE AND GIMME A BOBJOB

Milly: Okay.

Harold: Thanks.

Milly: Such a pleasure!

by Jimbobfancypants April 28, 2011

Bonjobia

A mole that is commonly on the neck. Many people have moles on their neck's but this one is slightly larger than all the others. Many girls call their exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with them in the first place. Many exboyfriends are atleast slightly offended by this name but that means the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with Bon Jovi the singer/songwriter.

Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo unattractive.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.

by Turtlezzz23 October 29, 2011

#bobjob

Getting head in the backseat of your friends moms car and not finishing

I hope she gives me a real blowjob and not just a #bobjob

by #bobjob May 3, 2014

box job

When a girl gives a guy a blow job while he is gaming on XBOX Live

Rochelle and Ellen took turns giving me a box job last night

by Tobin Chang January 16, 2010

Box Job

A sexual act of using a box to pleasure someone(preferably a gushers box because it is the right size). You can use the box to give the person a hand job, you could use it as a dildo, you could jam it down the person's throat, or pretty much anything else that you can think of that is sick and messed up. Once the box has been completely destroyed by your sexual acts, it should resemble a sort of paste that you then continue on to use as lube.

I totally gave that chick a box job last night, but it was so intense that she died.

by Nich123 June 3, 2010

Bobjob

A commercial aired by Bob's furniture in 2019 where a 1997 style cgi Bob is sucking off another Bob on his famous $599.00 Navigator Manual Sofa while the camera pans around 360° at the same constant speed

Guy 1: " Hey dude, did you catch that new Bobjob commercial"
Guy 2: "yeah bro, it made me erect"

by drhigs February 15, 2018

Box Job

As punishment for pre-ejaculation in a womans vagina, you must eat from her until she cums.

Nathan! Already? You'd better start Box Jobbin!

by No Rubbers September 6, 2009