An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.
Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."
Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
by SandtownHustle January 5, 2011
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(Usually when she is spotted the theme music from the dungeon level of the game is hummed)
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