Bowling Green

Does anyone at Bowling Green even know how to spell Bowling Green?

Bowling Green is where the studying starts..starts to stop.

Bowling Green by ik <3 van je March 11, 2005

Bowling Green Massacre 

The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.

Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

Bowling Green Massacre by fuckuufucker February 13, 2017

Bowling Green Massacre 

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

Bowling Green Massacre by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

Bowling Green Massacre 

One of the worst terrorist attacks that never happened.

I will never forget where I wasn't during the Bowling Green Massacre.

Bowling Green Massacre by BowlerGreen February 3, 2017

Bowling Green Bar Stool

The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off

Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool

Mike- You lucky Bastard

Bowling Green Bar Stool by S Daddy April 9, 2008

Bowling Green Bird Tamer 

When two people have anal sex in public, the bottom wears a bird costume and caws like a bird and the top plays Pokémon go

I managed to evolve three of my Pokémon while doing the Bowling Green Bird Tamer

Bowling Green Bird Tamer by Achiz September 10, 2021

Bowling Green State University

A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.

"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."

"BGSU-CKS!"

"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."

Bowling Green State University by BGSUcks October 6, 2008