bovestrian

The should-be title for a professional bull rider. Equestrian is to equine (horse) as "bovestrian" is to bovine (bull).

(Persons A and B are watching rodeo)

Person A: Damn, that's one fine bovestrian!
Person B: What?
Person A: Bovestrian. Like an equestrian for bulls.
Person B: You oughta write dictionaries for a living instead of that bum-ass job you got over at that fast-food joint!

by cxvbg November 20, 2010

Broventine

Two straight guys hanging out on Valentines Day because neither of the have female valentines.

Guy1: Hey man, i dont have a valentine this year. wanna be broventines?

Guy2: As gay as that sounds, sure.

by Erre Dmiam February 20, 2012

Borent

A chain of teenage lesbians who have there tongues in each others vaginas stretch out between to houses. At one end the last lesbian holds a large metal pipe (2 1/2 inches) in her vagina. They then wait for a bolt of lightning to hit and the energy is transported through there bodies and sexual organs. This chain is called a borent.

"Last night we had an amzing borent between our house and the hendersons."

by Harry poooooter December 15, 2008

brovention

Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.

Dude she totally ditched us! Owell everyone pile in the truck we're havin' a brovention

by lawofbroski February 18, 2011

boven

Boven- being attacked or bitten by a beaver.

"...in other news, a local man was boven to death after falling into a beaver infested creek, late last night..."

by Hybridjtl November 7, 2005

botential

the potential of person to be boyfriend.

"I hung out with Clyde yesterday and can already see he has botential!"

by MVar December 15, 2008

bovenize

to drink like a cow

Amy was known to bovenize, so it was only a matter of time before she got a DUI.

by lovetractro February 15, 2013