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Bournemouth

An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.
Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."
by Surferdudewithhugeballs December 9, 2010
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jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.
Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"
by leviosa August 13, 2007
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Jason Bourne

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.
Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010
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Bourned

1. To get your ass kicked.
2. To be destroyed.
3. To be Verbally or physically assaulted.
4. To give accolades to someone for insulting another.
4. in reference to the Bourne Identity films, in that Jason Bourne is so awesomely badass.
Guy: Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah man. He got bourned.
or
Guy: Your mom is so ugly she breaks the mirror.
Other guy: dude your mom just got Bourned!
by JCHELLCAT June 9, 2009
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Bournemouth Bomber

Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.

Ingredients:

1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe
Alex : "I feel like get rat arsed, get me a pint in!"

Andy : "Why don't you get a Bournemouth Bomber, that will get you shit faced!"
by apc1986 October 24, 2012
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Bournemouth Girl

A young lady from the seaside town of Bournemouth who is wrapped up in her appearance, has limited brain cells and lusts after trophy boyfriends.

Typically seen looking attractive yet artificial, with fake tan, nails, heavy makeup and a revealing outfit. Not too dissimilar from the 'Essex Girl'. Typical aims in life are to bag a football player.
"Bovvd. That place is just filled with typical Bournemouth girls."
by schmackeroonie February 13, 2010
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bourne

A killing machine who leads a double life as a spy and family man.
Jason Bourne the fictional character in the Robert Ludlum Series.
by SonicBourne June 4, 2007
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