In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
Get the Boatism mug.Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.
BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.
The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB
The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.
The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.
The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.
The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.
This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.
The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB
The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.
The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.
The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.
The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.
This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
by Jaguar_Gamer6820 November 30, 2022
Get the Bobism mug.A religious group that worships to the All Mighty Bob. They beleive that there are only 2 real religions.Bobism and Billys.
This group was realised, created, and spread by 3 very talented individuals whose names will remain anonymous.
This group was realised, created, and spread by 3 very talented individuals whose names will remain anonymous.
Bobism is the way
by BobWorshiper May 28, 2004
Get the Bobism mug.Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
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