snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

by Macadoo July 19, 2018

bartsie

a little sheep with little hoopies. he drives around in the bartsie mobile and bounces with happiness. his home is sheepieland and his best piend is panny. he can get a little beep sometimes..

that sheep bartsie is a real joy to this world.

by babalacreme March 11, 2022

E-bortion

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.

I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.

by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Bortnik

Bortnik is taken from a character from the Popeye cartoon. The Bortnik was the big ape-like woman who was friends with Olive. Bortnik is used to describe any woman who has similar feature, ie.. a woman who is big (not fat), has a big nose, greasy hair, large forhead, and scrapes her knuckles across the floor.

Chad: Hey there Will, look at that freakishly big woman over there. She looks familiar.

Will: That's a Bortnik. Are you ignorant or something? Now bend over and let me give you some man loving.

by Mike Hunt Smells August 12, 2005

Bortnick

Can be used as an noun meaning a coward, or faggot. A pecker person. Can be used as an noun also to describe someone who is not quite as pecker as a Bova but still pecker.

"You did your homework? What a Bortnick!"
"That Bortnick stole my lunch money!"

by Sean Hagfish April 9, 2008

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

boresight

(v) Aviator slang meaning to fixate yourself on something to the point where you loose track of your surroundings. Literally to boresight means to line up the axis of a gun with its sights or to line up other avionics such as a HUD or an ILS. The term refers to the fact that the pilot fixates himself on his sight trying to shoot down an enemy and does not notice what is going on around him, and can have potentally devastating consequeses if he fails to recognize threats around him.

In a general sense, to tell someone that they are boresighting means that they are too focused on something and need to look around and see what is going on.

P1: He's in my sights... 300 yards... he's not getting away

P2: Dont Boresight theres a bogey at 6

P1: Oooh craaaaaaaap

or in a civilian environment

PI: lemme get this one done... im nearly there
P2: Dont boresight you have 34 more to finish

by Beanerous Brokus I January 15, 2007