Bottleneck Gamer

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.

Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010

bottleneck

A co-worker who takes so long to do their job they make every project take longer than it should.

We would have been done with this project two months ago if Dante wasn't such a bottleneck.

by SafeGoat September 28, 2008

bortled

when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure

The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.

or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.

by Wookieedog August 15, 2017

Bottlenose Dolphin

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

Bottleneck

A universal safe-word for seshes, when a friend is going overboard you use this word.

"bro too far, BOTTLENECK cunt!"
"Bro he was being a bit bottlenecky but it's alright."

by Kneeeckle September 11, 2022

Age bottleneck

WHERE YOU CANT GET MECHANICALLY BETTER AT A CERTAIN AGE

random : Bro I cant edit this wall in fortnite
random smart friend : That must be a age bottleneck

by ThisIsNotNox November 24, 2020

Bortles

An exclamation usually said before throwing a molotov cocktail but can be said shouted as a war-cry before running.

Using his quick thinking Jason lit up a molotov cocktail and threw it on the ground to escape.
"BORTLES!"

by CrowgoesCaw October 26, 2018