Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.

Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.

by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Burritos Day

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

by Zomegad September 24, 2011

titos burritos

a skateboarding mexican shop which has not enough seats, to many employes, and at least 3 of your friends at any given time. Also very hot wings and unique juice. 3 locations. Ridgewood-best of the 3.

a shop that you go to too way too much. titos burritos is delisious.

by titos customer March 4, 2011

Jail House Burritos

Using a chip bag (normally Doritos) crushing up the chips and putting ramen noodles and hot water in it. After you let it sit you got a mushy mess of goodness. A quick fix jail snack similar to a Ghetto Spread.

Dude 1: Yo what u making that actually smells good

Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.

Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.

by suckmyjuicytoes July 7, 2021

Chicken burritos

Definition 1: The best food in the whole wide world
Definition 2: The favourite food of Anti.social.club6

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-Ravioli

Me and the boys eating chicken burritos

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

glory hole burritos

Glory Hole Burritos is an idea that two friends came across on a summer night in Lowell, Massachusetts. This idea spurred a quest to explore a Glory Hole Burrito franchise in which burritos would be served through holes drilled into a wall in the greater Lowell area. There would be no entrance, exit, bathrooms, or cash registers. Only delicious burritos served to order through glory holes. This plan to serve burritos through glory holes would only serve to improve the downtown area as a low cost, but high revenue yielding local business. Such locations as Appleton St. are currently being considered as prime spots for Glory Hole Burritos.

Glory hole burritos are delicious!

by those2guysfromlowell July 23, 2010