boregasm

the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Borigami

The act of folding office materials.

My supervisor just handed me some borigami to do. I have to get these 500 brochures folded in an hour.

I entertained myself for the last thirty minutes with paper clip borigami and made a dog.

by AntB August 27, 2005

borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

by mark from ohio and this is really awesome and funny April 6, 2008

Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg

Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm

by Alekto January 2, 2010

borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

Bornagasm

Having such a good orgasm it feels like you were born again.

She lay there trembling and crying after her huge bornagasm.

by schwiggaschwagga January 17, 2010

Boregasm

Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.

"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "

OR

Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."

by Vavoom42 October 15, 2009