Boyertown

Boyertown consists of white trash, drugs, ritas, pizza, and fragile children who are overexcessive with the language and rivalries. We also have sassy ass nine year olds and gangs.

Boyertown is such a trash town

by Jess Am September 1, 2018

Boyertown Mutant

An area of Pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow". These things all look alike and demonstrate characteristics associated with "freak accidents". They are all tall, thin and pale with jet black hair and beady eyes. They are cannibals and enjoy horse meat. They wear Tevas all year round and drink warm milk. They shop at Wal-Mart FOR EVERYTHING and drive Chevy Astro vans with tinted windows. They enjoy gardening....in winter. Lawn gnomes adorn their property. They don't read bedtime stories to their children...they put on the 'human centipede' on blu-ray and leave the room. They only buy jordache jeans...white washed of course (however, if route 66 is on sale they will consider this as an alternative). Flannel is a must. Their weddings are performed by a blind little person who recites entire ceremony in pig latin. They are generally nice but do not wave to them as they consider this as a 'fuck you' and consider the middle finger as a sign of welcoming. They take poops on the hour...never a second earlier or later. Avoid area at all costs.

Dude are you really wearing tevas? you look like a fucking Boyertown Mutant.

by TheGreatGagsby February 8, 2012

bonertown

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.

Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.

by James B...... August 14, 2007

bonertown

1) A quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) Something that gives an instant erection.

"Did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? Stepping through that door is total Bonertown."

"So we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. Bonertown."

by bonertron August 7, 2008

Boyertown

Home of The White Trash. Consumes about 90% percent of the population. They say it's a no place for hate .. they're full of shit !

"Oh I'll send my kid to Boyertown, they have a nice no place for hate program"
"The hell they do! That's why people take their life because of bullying they didn't do shit for !"

by BeenThereDoneThat July 7, 2012

Boyertown Jew

A person living in Boyertown PA who demonstrates stereotypical Jewish traits. Can be Jew by blood but is not limited to just that, anyone can be one. Most commonly referred to people that are very money obsessed. unlike real Jews Boyertown Jews boast how Jewish they are, as sort of a competition between other Boyertown Jews.

Boyertown Jews also demonstrate stereotypes in public ex: jump at the chance to pick up change on the ground, love saving money and express it, ect.

" Melvin is such a Boyertown Jew, look! he is picking up change"
Melvin- "hell yea free money!"

" do you want the rest of my lunch?"
Melvin- "is it free?"
"yea....?"
Melvin- "then its not even a question"

"funerals are like eight or nine grand"
Melvin- " screw that! when I die throw me in the nearest
dumpster"

by some guy26482 September 29, 2011

Boyertown Highschool

a school in the "ghetto section" of hicktown. A bunch of druggies mixed in with a bunch of farmers. The results consist of a bunch of inbreds and wanna-be-whores . The main hangout spot is CVS in the middle of the shit-ass town. 99% of the people have a staring problem. The main goal for many of the teens here is too sell enough drugs to get enough money for a shitty muffler on their shitty car. if you come back in 10 years, 99% of the people will still be working at mcDonalds/Zerns.

Guy 1: "Hey that guy has been working at Zerns for 20 years!"
Guy 2: "Yep, he went to Boyertown Highschool."

by Boyetown scum observer March 28, 2012