battledykes

A small town in north-east Scotland where every weekend lesbians come from all over Europe to battle to the death. to the victor, a cold salmon roll. Combattants often wear armour such as chainmail, riding helmet or chastity belt, the latter used to stop other lesbians getting a grip of the vag and using it as a handle to claw.

These fights are usually refereed by Bogindollo the great wizardous molestor of the north who uses his ratty sneer and supply of puppies in his car to entice lads to him.
Rumour has it that the area of Battledykes was founder by Bogindollo's father Splinter and his mother April from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bertha and matilda used to be lovers but after an argument about over aggressive bean flicking they decided to settle their differences in Battledykes. Matilda won the deathmatch when she used her patented toe-in-the-hole method and followed it by suffocating Bertha by sitting her varse down on her face.

by frankthetank24 August 24, 2011

Bottled Water

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

Brattleboro

A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.

Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"

Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."

Redneck: "FAG!"

Gangster: "Shut up Carhartt-wearing asshole. And the fag too."

Young preppy girls: "Bad words!!!!"

by emmy752 February 24, 2009

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Boatled

A Glaswegian word used insted of "Bottled". Means that you will be struck across the head with a glass bottle. Most commonly, A Buckfast bottle.

Aldo: Rab!! Ah jus tanned eh rest ai ma boatle. Wannae go boatle some cunt?

Rab: Aye, pal. Ah goat boatled last week. Moan boatle the cunt that did it. A no where the bastart is!!

by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

bottled

Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

man dude, me and the boys were up town the other night and this fool got "bottled"

by physiKARL September 3, 2005