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Bootyism is a up in coming religion. This religion follows the booty it's self in which is a gift from Lenny. Lenny is also know commonly as the booty face and found in the song "give me the booty" one of the first known odes to our mighty booty god. One of the main holla days (holidays but cooler) is on September 12th that is when we celebrate our birthing from the womb of Lenny, this day is to be devoted to booty popping and adding things to our booty shrines. Bootyism is your devotion and love of butts no matter how flat or round the booty got loves every booty. Big, small, round, flat, saggy, perky and maybe even triangular Lenny the booty god loves them all
I am a bootyist because I follow bootyism
by Trianglebooty August 1, 2016
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bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.
1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.
by Steve January 6, 2003
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boothism

The ability to provoke hatred in others simply by being yourself.
Man, that dude excels at Boothism. Makes me wanna Booth his ass.
by John Rotton January 19, 2004
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Boothism

An expression of the unshakeable opinion that you are the best at an endevour and that everone else has the skills of an asthmatic rat. The user of such a an expression can not be dissuaded from this opinion especially by logic.
I head on over to your server when i wanna feel good about myself by thrashing n00bs
by TheRev January 13, 2004
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Bootyism

1) Like Alcoholism, bootyism is extreme sex addiction triggered by craving booty (hind quarters) to the point of making life unmanageable.

2) Often a poor attempt at humor, bootyism is an ignorant or scathing reference of the religion of Buddhism.
1) A fortune and a career were lost when Hugh Grant's bootyism drove him to get busted buying sex from Divine Brown on the streets of Los Angeles.

2) Chumley was so moronic last night, an attractive woman rushed away from him after he joked about Bootyism being his religion.
by Mojo Filter April 9, 2010
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bootyism

Tiger Woods' real faith and religion.
Simon: did you hear that Tiger have cured his nymphomania with Buddhism?

John: No, mate! It was Bootyism...
by GTita April 9, 2010
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Bootyitus

Its a common condition in which men become addicted to their girlfriend's or wife's ass.
"Damn mami I almost caught bootyitus when I saw your ass"
by boss4life49 August 18, 2016
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