bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

by kimt205 May 27, 2012

boomerang-wang

any male sexual organ which is bent, kinked, curved or otherwise humorously deformed.

Boomerang-Wang is a noun

Ben has a small, purple Boomerang-Wang

by Travis Lally July 1, 2005

Key West Boomerang

When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.

That dude is so gay that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang just to get a piece of ass.

by Mr. Clit June 11, 2006

bootyrang

A "bootyrang" is a person whom was/is your booty call, and as hard as you have tried to get rid of them (throw them away), they keep on coming back like a boomerang

Yo, you know my booty call Michelle? I told her off so hard last week, it hurt her mother. And guess what she did last night? She called me to get some. What a bootyrang!

by knight brite & sm_rt_ss August 14, 2012