Bookend 

When you receive oral sex when you wake up, and when you fall asleep, in the same day.
A Matching Bookend would be with the same partner

Sue is such a great wife, I get Matching Bookends whenever I ask.

Bookend by Rodneylr July 6, 2016

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

Bookend Lols by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

bookend blowjob 

When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.

My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.

bookend blowjob by Harper bear January 20, 2019

bookend nonsense 

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology

"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"

bookend nonsense by Nephilium November 13, 2011

Bookend boyfriends 

Gay boyfriends who look and dress similarly; like two bookends.

Nick and Cody could be twins. Total bookend boyfriends.

Bookend boyfriends by LBGMT April 17, 2018

Bookend LOLs

When a "lol" appears towards the start and another at the end of a text to portray a lighthearted tone, yet in reality the sender is likely nervous or passive aggressive.

Examples of Bookend LOLs

"lol I can't wait to see you! lol"

"lol we should go out and grab coffee, then maybe swing by my place later lol"

Bookend LOLs by Phillyroch November 30, 2018

Cheese bookend 

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.

Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself

Cheese bookend by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021