Jair Bolsonaro

The biggest bitch alive in human history, 100 times worse than Trump, the modern version of Nero

Everyone died in Brazil from the pandemic because of Jair Bolsonaro

by No_Quarter_for_them February 10, 2021

Coffee Bongo

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo

My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo

by darkestdarci April 15, 2022

to bolsonaro

To pretend to be sick in order to avoid a task, especially when it involves dealing with someone who will expose you as the lying, hate-mongering, incompetent fraud that you are.

Jimmy is thinking about calling in sick on the day of his annual performance review. He wants to pull a bolsonaro on his boss.
If you had your ass kick on a political debate, you may test positive for coronavirus so as to bolsonaro the next one.

by Mr Lexikon October 2, 2020

Jair Bolsonaro

The current president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro is the most evil son of a bitch on Earth. A psychopath and a terrorist that cares only about money and woudn't give a damn if all the humans beings would die in suffer as long as he would live like a wealthy king and he wouldn't be affected.

This fascist supports and encourages the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest, an essential ecosystem that maintains the life on Earth, a paradise that includes 10% of all species of Earth, produces 20% of our oxygen and also can slow down global warming, trapping impressive amounts of CO2. Jair doesn't believe in climate change or he doesn't give a shit about it. He doesn't care about the tribes that have been living in South America, he doesn't care about animals, biodiversity, the future or the fate of humanity, what he cares is just the money. He put only corrupt politicians in his government and fired all the people who wanted to save the nature and removed all the protection for this unique forest.

A lot of people also died in Brazil due to the coronavirus pandemic, and only because this moron doesn't believe even in the coronavirus saying it's just a flu and wanted to remove the quarantine and the protection measures for stopping the disease to spread.

Strangely enough, Bolsonaro still has a lot of supporters, maybe the rotten, selfish, heartless and morally corrupt persons like him or the least educated Brazilians that are easily manipulated or brainwashed to not see the reality.

A: Hey do you know what is the full name of the Brazilian president?
B: No, dude ! What's his full name?
A: Jair Messias Bolsonaro !
B: Are you kidding me? His middle name is "Messias"? Jair Bolsonaro is the devil on Earth ! His parents should have named him "Lucifer" instead !

by A visitor to Earth July 13, 2020

Bongo-Slamming

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Barry B Benson

A bee that makes all men feel inadequate due to his penis size

That boy fine as Barry B Benson

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir

This is an invention of Peter Steele (Type O Negative). Because he always invites friends in the studio and they always help him out with backing vocals. So this group is about 100 people who are all the time different and a credited on every Type O Negative release under the collective name the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir. All are friends of Peter Steele.

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir was really good on Bloody Kisses, but they sucked on October Rust

by Zonnic August 14, 2011