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on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
by StMi February 13, 2012
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Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.
Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped
by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019
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Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .
" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "
by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014
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scotch bonnet

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.
She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!
by Flare Bro Numero Dos October 8, 2003
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VW Bonnet

As she walked around the swimming pool in her tight bikini many eyes were focused on her VW bonnet.
by Scanlix April 11, 2003
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Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.
Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!
by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009
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bonnet

A "bonnet" is British meaning the hood of an automobile.
To access the engine block I was required to lift the bonnet.
by Blondie May 13, 2005
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