by Steve C March 30, 2005

by Shameless Doer October 27, 2012

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.
by shades1 March 4, 2011

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
by Berus November 14, 2011

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019
