bonnet

A big asss penis the size of your face and the balls are the size of wrecking balls

Look at the easter bonnets!

by Steve C March 30, 2005

bonneted

A couple that engaged in sex as the the girl lay on the bonnet (hood) of a car.

Tina was bonneted by Joe last night. I saw them on his Ferrari whilst driving through the park.

by Shameless Doer October 27, 2012

meat bonnet

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.

last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.

by shades1 March 4, 2011

butt bonnet

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.

My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.

Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019