Bonker

A stupid, dopey guy.

I forgot that my exam is tomorrow! I'm such a bonker!

by Bonker180 September 8, 2016

BONKER

another word for boner

dude today in class I had a huge bonker, I hope Lisa didn't see it

by overtheshoulderboulderholder July 24, 2015

Bonker

A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.

Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !

by SheletreCina May 21, 2010

Bonker

A huge nose typically the shape of a boxing glove or a bell pepper known as a bonker.

Bro , do you see the size of guys nose? He has a bonker

by Nicosav October 13, 2020

bonker

bonker is a rare piece and people worship them. They are funny, smart and always the life of the party.
Be like a bonker!

Damn, she is definitely a bonker.

by prin4t November 20, 2021

Bonker

Someone who bonks a dog on its head with a baseballbat.

He gave that dog a big ass bonker.

by Bonk_ January 7, 2022

Bonker

Bonker/meaning: you a lame and u played out😂

you bitches is bonkerssss😂😂😂

by ohthatsss_s2 December 13, 2022