Rusty Binoculars

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.

Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."

by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011

bonucular

Very fat and large human

1. Mom, your only partially bonucular
2. If you eat all day, you will become bonucular.

by WorldClassMyAss June 5, 2019

bodicular

"of the body".

related to, or referring to the body.

BODICULAR STEAK! (of the body).

by Matthew S. Cunningham III September 30, 2005

Baby Binoculars

When a guy cum’s in your eyes

Last night he gave me a new set of baby binoculars.

by Jorbee December 6, 2019

bronoculars

What your eyes become when you are either looking for bros or are yourself a bro.

"We'll just use our bronoculars to scope out the joint for potential suitors."

by molever April 4, 2009

mexican binoculars

Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.

Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.

by Tatlaz June 17, 2016

bronacular

1. if something is exceedingly bro-awesome, as to be "spectacular"... only douchier

2. the vernacular of a bro, yo

1. "you saw I Love You, Man, right? friggin' bronacular to the max."

2. the young man attempted to give the elderly man directions, but his bronacular rendered him incomprehensible. the old man walked away wondering why on earth he was referred to as a "brah" ("i am NOT a woman's undergarment??" he exclaimed).

by shancellor August 1, 2009