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Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.
I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.
by Juk3sie December 17, 2022
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oui oui bonjour coco

a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)
person 1: oui oui bonjour coco!

someone named coco: oh thank you <3
by ghosty vey October 20, 2021
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Bonjour

The French greeting used most often. Translated to good day
Elodie: Bonjour monsieur
Cody: Good day to you too madame
by Secretive secret January 1, 2019
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bonjournal

A travel log of your journeys in a French-speaking country, such as France.
Person 1: "Hey, what did you do on your last day in Bordeaux?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure. Check my bonjournal!"
by Lafawnda527 February 5, 2009
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Bonjour Joli

Boy:Bonjour Joli
Girl:Bonjour!
by Kailya February 2, 2008
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bonjour

Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.
User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.
by Philip the Water Tank January 25, 2011
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bonjours

A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"
Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.
by G-eye-na May 19, 2010
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