bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

bonertastic

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.

Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!

by beamerboy and the reverend September 27, 2009

Bonerfit

a benefit for having a boner.

Dude why'd the teacher make you leave class? That's just a Bonerfit of random erections!

by BonerJams27 October 29, 2011

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005