Boneree

When a boy sees something sexy and makes there dick (urs is tiny) gets hard and wants to fucking fuck whatever it is

Oy Ben u got a boner from ur mom
A boneree u got a herd dick

by Poppy dick February 18, 2020

Bonerlepsy

A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.

Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.

by Bad Counsel Podcast January 3, 2023

boneree

A male with a boner.

Guy 1: ...And more than ONE boner in a single room = queer.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.

by G. Garcia December 25, 2008

bonerwear

Clothes worn by women to induce a boner in surrounding males

ZOMG has u seen chelsea's bonerwear?? its workin

by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011

Bonerer

Like a boner only bonerer. A boner so huge it's too hard to hold on

Your sexy body made me bonerer than usual

by The mysterious Editor June 6, 2015

Bonerterial

A image, video, view or anything visual that can cause a male (or shemale) species to become erect giving them a huge boner

Boy 1: "Natalie Portman is so beautiful!"
Boy 2: "Bonerterial"

by paleboyfinch May 14, 2013

bonerloner

One who has a boner, but is a loner

“Do you see that guy over there? I bet he’s a bonerloner”

by OGCumHydrant August 2, 2022