boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo May 17, 2012

bonejob appeal

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025

Bonejob (Procedure)

A very complex and sophisticated medical procedure, in which, a patient (male, female, or other) uses surgery, performed by a professional, to medically enhance their boner and bonering abilities.

Nah, man. I cant go to the bar tonight. My bonerologist says I cant drink 24hrs before my bonejob (procedure).

by Boner_Bob1972 February 13, 2026

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013