Bonerdumb

When a persons train of judgment is clouded by their hormones.

Person 1: Dude, you were so bonerdumb over that girl last night.

Person2: no, I wasn't!

Person1: yes, you were! that chick bet you to jump into the pool from a 3 story building.

Person2: But that ass man!

by Darius_thinkaboutdumbstuffever January 10, 2013

bonerdust

when you jizz into a sock, then let it dry (takes about a month), and finally crinkle it all into a cup. the result is bonerdust

man, i finally got to collect that bonerdust today!

by fu man chiu October 13, 2009

Bonerbumping

When you're in a small strip club and you inadvertently bump into something with your boner.

"Dude, do you see that fat guy? He just bonerbumped my leg on his way out of the bathroom"

"No Refunds on spilled drinks from Bonerbumping"

by Mandyrenee420 July 31, 2016