Bonekemper

A dominator of all; a professional at pounding puss, slamming clam, and hammering vag; an ultimate partier; the best speed spade player around

The opposite of an amateur

Chas is the ultimate bonekemper, he has been pounding booze and puss all night.

by Alex Piroutek October 21, 2010

Bonekiller

A word used to describe anything that turns someone off sexually.

"We were just about to make mad monkey sex until she let loose the nastiest fart I've ever smelled... Instant bonekiller."

by Coreytheman111 February 6, 2012

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Bonekit

A stand-in for a penis; i.e. a dildo.

"my man's not here, so I'm bustin' out the bonekit."

by godemiche December 28, 2009

Bonejury

When you have sex 12-15 times (minimum) per day and your boner specifically is injured. This is not to be confused with a broken boner as this is the result of successful sex.

"Sorry babe I can't do it in the shower. I have a bonejury from last night."

by Mister Falcon January 19, 2009

Bonehurtitus

A very real excuse to get out of something with people you don’t want to be around

“Want to go out later?” “Sorry I currently have bonehurtitus.”

by 14sanic November 15, 2022

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map

Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"

by Buddy pall October 25, 2020