Bonhamfied

When the state of an object is shabby, shoddy, crappy, trashy or tacky. The word originally came from describing cars and trucks. Referring to the town of Bonham, TX. Play on words, Bona Fide.

If a car or truck has a red hood, a green quarter panel, mis matched doors, and no bumper, then that vehicle would qualify as being Bonhamfied.

by laketrashful January 4, 2011

John Bonham

The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.

R.I.P. John Henry Bonham

Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!

Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.

by N.@.G. February 20, 2009

Boneramous

A verb to describe a tit sucking prick who cuts holes in his pants to play pocket pool.

Hey that Chris kid is a real boneramous.

by WIldmans January 27, 2010

Stanky Bonehairius

The inter-force of our body that fuels the molecular stankage in our cells.

Dudiage my Stanky Bonehairius’ we’re being molecularly stankified on a molecular bonehair.

by Dudiage August 13, 2022

Bonehawker

Noun - Any person who stares at a man's package.

Verb - bonehawk'n - To check out a man's package.

n. - Who, Lisa? Yeah man she's a total bonehawker, she was staring at my balls all night.



v. - Hey yo, Tiny E, check it out man...that bitch is bonehawking you!

by Bing Stroh July 27, 2005

bonehandler

Southern ghetto for "prostitute"

My bonehandler only gets a little skrilla for some head.

by westgateian September 9, 2003

boreham

A mytholical creature, born in a distant universe. Creating ripples in time and space, the Boreham attaches himself to humans memories and emotions, creating an augmented reality for the human target. The Boreham is believed to have been spotted in Victoria St Paddington and Easter Island. It is believed that the Boreham has attached himself to Kim jon ung and controls North Korea.

Jordan stop bringing up your friend Boreham....he's not your friend, it's a creature that's attached himself on you!!

by Salim Mehajer May 4, 2018