boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020

Boebert

When a person burps and vomits slightly into their throat.

Woman: I just had a Boebert.

Man: What‘s that?
Woman: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m fine.

by Y’allQueda January 18, 2021

Lauren Boebert

Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.

Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene

by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021

Boebert

Another word for a pervert.

Person A: "Did you hear her husband exposed himself in a bowling alley and was arrested for lewd exposure?"
Person B: "Wow, her husband is a total boebert!"

by SaveAmericaBlessTroops November 18, 2021

Boebert

A person whose cognitive and social development stalled in early pubescence.

Did you hear her speech to congress? What a boebert!

I'm not a boebert, you're a boebert!

by Mall Ninja January 16, 2021

Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.

Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.

by Stmfitr February 19, 2021

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021