Bollox

Your nan

Hi I’m seeing my bollox
Oh your seeing your nan

by Ameliaandcece September 23, 2021

Bollox Juggler

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual

Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !

by Mister AK May 6, 2010

bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.

"how are you fixed there bollox chops.

by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011

ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

by Gem September 23, 2004

top bollox

Slang term for women's breasts.

Capital top bollox madam!!

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005

Dogs bollox

There is the dog as in top dog and if one is considered to be the dogs bollox they are the most important part of that dog as we all know how much dogs like to mate.If you touch the dogs bollox be very careful how you do it coz the dog can bite even if he simply does not like how you are looking at his bollox.

She is so hot she is the dogs bollox

by MDoodles January 22, 2009

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004