Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

Get Boinked

Get boinked basically means “Go fuck yourself” but other then that it really has no other definition but other then to “get boinked”

Matt: Hey Landon!,“get boinked”
Landon: “What does that even mean?”

by MainsLevi December 2, 2020

Hex-Boinked

When intercourse is forced upon you 6 times at once in a prison situation.

When Marcus dropped the soap he was Hex-Boinked by the rest of cell block 3.

by !e! May 27, 2006

Sha'Boinked

When someone sticks there foot in your ass

"Did you Sha'Boinked last night"
"Ya bro i got a hard Sha'Boinking"

by Aly6996 December 19, 2021

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

by goodone! June 13, 2008

bonked out

Becoming so tired that it is nearly impossible to keep your head up. Sleep is imminent.

You: Yo let's go out!
Me: Nah, man. I'm bonked OUT.

by methodDK April 30, 2011