boffo Share definition Flag What the Toronto Star said about Jessica Alba in a bikini. I don't fucking get it, do you? Who would have thought Jessica Alba would look boffo in a bikini? Why does The Star always use BS slang that no one gets? boffo by BossMC October 12, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the boffo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch