boffing

a word that my mother uses when my dog pushes her with her nose.

stop boffing me!

by freaky purple vibes of love December 21, 2020

Boffing off

The ability to talk utter shite about absolutely nothing whilst under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Bob: Did you hear the girls last night? Eric: Yeah, they were boffin' off for hours! * cant believe how long we were boffing off for last night!

by kellynlaura February 18, 2008

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

Power boffing

When two homosexual men engage in an intense work out consisting of power lifting and squatting all while engaging sebaceous aggravated sparring sex in between lifting. Each time an ejaculation occurs after a set, that is considered one rep.

Todd you really look ripped but have you tried power boffing ???? It’s all the new craze and all the pros are doing it!

by Little g money January 26, 2022

bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.

Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.

by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017