When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.
Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."
When two homosexual men engage in an intense work out consisting of power lifting and squatting all while engaging sebaceous aggravated sparring sex in between lifting. Each time an ejaculation occurs after a set, that is considered one rep.
Todd you really look ripped but have you tried power boffing ???? It’s all the new craze and all the pros are doing it!