Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023

Boyea

to make a disastrous, drunken proposal of love and affection, usually accompanied by emasculating actions such as sobbing, groveling, slurring of words, vomiting, farting etc.

Dave, just keep your feelings to yourself. You're drunk, and we both know if you approach her now you'll boyea.

by FMUMF November 22, 2011

Beyers' It

Promoting something that you think works fine, but when others use try, it fails miserably (often causing extremely bad circumstances).

Man, whowever wrote that production Event Viewer Utility Beyers' It. It keeps crashing my computer.

by K-Yar June 11, 2006

Boye

A "boye" is a male creature. Usually associated with dogs. Boye is not the official spelling for "boy".

Taylor: "Look at this gud boye go!"

by Mini Toaster July 22, 2018

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020