barosexual

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4

Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual

by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

robosexuality

(Abstract Noun): the feeling of sexual attraction towards robotic, cyborg, cybernetic, droid, or any autonomaton aroused in any organic being.

"Robosexuality is an abomination! " -Futurama

by Interpretinginterpretations March 31, 2015

Hobosexual

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005

Obosexual

OBOsexual /obosɛkʃʊəl/
n.

A person who finds Davido stans sexually attractive and Davido songs arousing.

E.g She need a God fearing and Obosexual Husband.

by Emperor Enoch November 8, 2020

Robosexual

Someone who is way too into Transformers.

Leslie: Rung is sooo fucking hot!
Marie:Get outta here with your robosexual ass...

by Robosexual4Rung July 20, 2017

Hobosexual

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.

Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.

by zannish October 6, 2016

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008