Bontemgasm

The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.

1. I've just had a Bontemgasm, please pass the tissues.

by Australian idle March 27, 2015

boatemaa

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she is a girl very loving and compassionate hate nonsense and always ready to have her own way. These kind of people fall into love with those they love and not any kind of guy. They are very secretive and very beautiful

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Boatemaa is a nice girl

by Kelly Kelsey September 7, 2019

Batemode

Extremely retarded

Yo I’m going Batemode (proceeds to make retarded decision)

by WormyGermy August 18, 2019

boatmeal

Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.

Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*

by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

The Boatman

When a girl has a mouth large enough to sucks your balls & penis simultaneously.

When both your shaft and nuts are in the mouth at the same time, it is considered a true boatman.

That girl gave me the boatman of my life. She slobbed on my nuts & dong at the same time.

by The Tri-County G's February 24, 2009

boatmans hood

Foreskin

Make sure you wash your boatmans hood at least 3 times a day

by Dr Helmet’s Mistress December 28, 2018

The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.

Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend

by Steve Led March 2, 2011