borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

blargasm

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!

by Fogoh September 14, 2008

Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.

1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"

by lenovac May 7, 2010

borgasm

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

by chris182 January 14, 2009

bargasm

A bargasm is a word to describe finding an item that is so much so a bargain it all but brings you to orgasm.

'Oh my god, i't a right bargasm, i could wee!'

My own quote said upon finding a fab designer dress with 50% off.

by Worksop Bird Ellie August 4, 2007

bargasm

The word bargasm was invented by online RC shop rchobby-avenues.co.uk to define a multitude of great bargains customers can greatly enjoy on many products. 'Bargasm' is composed of the words bargain (low in price) and orgasm (very satisfying).
When a shop offers many great deals/offers/discounts to its customers, the customer enjoys multiple bargasms.

Grab yourself multiple bargasms (enjoy multiple savings)
Black Friday is all about enjoying bargasms (drop in prices that will make you go WOW)
Dude, buying this car was a great bargasm to me.

by it's972 October 6, 2016

Borgasmord

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).

My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.

by OwningKristina March 26, 2020