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Big Blunkett

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".
"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"
by Stoatman August 21, 2004
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Blunkn

Blunkn is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he's a milsimmie, a gun nut and the de facto leader of sq69, call him daddy blunkn and he'll help you (loves tomboys}

-Splash daddy, Wii Tennis
ababab780480yy80394yt08ghhgw (dies)

-Blunkn
by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022
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Blunkie

Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
by R & R September 7, 2006
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Blurnsday

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.
Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*
by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022
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blunkin

i got a blunkin last night
by george lee December 17, 2004
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Blurnt

Smoking a blunt and getting turnt
Lets go he blurnt tonight .
by Molly Morris August 9, 2017
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burnk

A type of sound a fart makes similar to the sound of a horn.
Burnk! I farted. Don't you dare burnk in my face! Dude, your ass just made a burnk sound.
by joshua sungene lee December 9, 2007
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