*Guy 1 fighting a Hunter in Bloodborne*
Guy 1: This boss is so fucking hard to beat!!
Guy 2: Keep blunderbussing, he's not even a boss.
Guy 1: This boss is so fucking hard to beat!!
Guy 2: Keep blunderbussing, he's not even a boss.
by danksponge420 April 06, 2015
a gargantuan obese slab of fat/lard, located specifically on a girl, sometimes boy. often described as a paunchy whale. a blunderbuss is often found drunk in the hottub, at the mall trying to pick up boys, at the back of shows trying to be "scene", (you can always find it eating in any situation including these i have described), a blunderbuss will also buy shit from bands it has never heard of and then later say they hate the band. a blunderbuss is very very very very ugly/fat/fake/emo. he/she will cut themselves and take pix of it and put it on myspace to look "cool". she, i mean it, will take any guy or girl he/she can get. EVEN IF THE GUY IS FROM GEORGIA AND THE BLUNDERBUSS LIVES IN MICHIGAN!!! usually a blunderbuss will think its the shit and think everyone else is below them.
so pretty much to sum it all up, a blunderbuss is a fat fake emo stalker =D...feel free to add if you feel the need to =
so pretty much to sum it all up, a blunderbuss is a fat fake emo stalker =D...feel free to add if you feel the need to =
a blunderbuss looks like voluptuous whale.
or this...
itwont let me put pix so just search blunderbuss on photobucket =
or this...
itwont let me put pix so just search blunderbuss on photobucket =
by pce nukka February 18, 2008
by beastiality69 March 02, 2012
When you’re banging a chick doggie style and have six juicy snus packets lines in your mouth and you pull them out and lay them on her asshole and ram them in with your dick, then she shoots them back out with a big after butt sex fart.
One time my homie was wrecking a chicks ass and stuffed his snus packets in and next thing I knew all I seen was an Arkansas blunderbuss as she shot them across the room nearly hitting my head
by J.Dangle Sam June 17, 2019
by Tim September 03, 2007
The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.
by anonymous99999999 February 01, 2010
When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.
I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.
by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023